Do you know any app developers? Perfect. Just introduce them to me. If they are good, I will award them the "Top 10 app developer firm" badge. For value addition purposes, I will charge them only $1000.
Actually, they don't have to be good. You know what, they don't even have to be developers. If they sound like they are a company and have a website, just introduce them to me. mmkay? I will still give them an award.
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